(I'd just like to take this opportunity to say "Hello, I'm Pickwatch Phil." That's not my given name but deed poll is always an option for the 2014 season.)

It's been another week of moving and shaking in the Pickwatch Overall Standings with some experts hotting up and some cooling down. Or as Steve Smith would put it, "Icing up" and, staying with naming conventions, I'm sure he would call it "Icing down". Probably. Some experts haven't moved at all, so I'm going to call them "Icebergs".

Which brings me nicely onto the honourable mention of the week, which goes to free-falling Titanic-of-an-expert Matt Smith, who failed to pick this week. He slides, having broken in two, deep into the Atlantic ocean, down 67 places. Six seven. Not so "money" now, Mr. Smith.

Risers

We couldn't help but notice that we have a new number one in the rankings, with the Prediction Machine flying past Jaws. The two share a 112-50 record, with the rampant robot on top on account of his scary metal arms. The Machine mainly picked along with the consensus, although his sexy picks of Miami over the 81% favoured San Diego and Carolina over New England gave him a solid twelve wins on the week. A record shared by 7 other experts.

Other huge upward movers on the week include Frank Schwab (up 23), K.C. Joyner, Sam Monson, Michael David Smith and Elliot Harrison (all up 21), and Chris Hansen (up 20). The trio of Joyner, Monson and MDS were all helped by an unflappable week-best twelve wins following on from their Week 10 disappointments.

Love must also be given to Accuscore who picked their way into the top 10, slotting in nicely at 4th. Pickwatch hugs also to Joel Beall up six to 5th, Steve Mariucci up 5 to 8th, Tom Jackson up 5 to 9th and Khaled Elsayed up 5th to finish off the top 10. (Hugs are not mandatory, although if any of the aforementioned experts are interested, feel free to get in touch with me on Twitter. Travel expenses to be paid by the hug receiver.)

Fallers

I've already covered Matt "Captain" Smith going down with his Pickwatch Titanic, but he wasn't the only 'Expert' this week who went south.

Stinkin' Bad Mark Schlereth was anything but hot with a 29 place slide in 65th place. His picks included a misguided trust in Scott Tolzien's high-powered Packer squad, Ryan Fitzpatrick, and the heavily favoured-against Cleveland Browns. Matt Miller scouted his way down 29 places into 61st. Both scored six on the week. And SHAME! Double-D Dave Dameshek flumped (yes, flumped) over the Pickwatch edge with a devastating 25 place flump (i'll go with it) into 43rd.

Former top-tenners who waved the white flag and surrendered include friend of Pickwatch Nate Davis, down 3 into 11th and 'Black Tie', down 6 in 15th.

Coin Toss-watch

Yeah, it's still rubbish. Poor Coin Toss.

Phil's Final Thought

There was a total of 78 moves up and down in Week 11 and Week 12 should prove to be even more decisive in the Pickwatch race as we head into the final part of the regular season. Will Coin Toss move out of last place? Will Matt Smith ever pick again? Will the Prediction Machine overheat?

Just how ridiculous will Kurt Warner's 'tache get?

Well, frankly, I can't wait to find out. So that was Week 11! I laughed, I cried (I'm a Vikings fan and to see Percy out there...!) and I sighed (See: Vikings fan).

See you next week, Pickwatchers! And remember, we are always watching.

We're looking at you, man who edits the NFL.com picks. SHAME!

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