Here's the standings after week two of the Pickwatch (DOT COM!) playoff league, where I track the experts and give you the best and worst of NFL predictions in one handy nutshell-slash-website.
If you want to see your name in lights or just see the standings - and don't care about lasagna at all - scroll down now.

Wheat Free. Gluten Free. Milk Free. Price: Not Free.

You know what I love? Serving suggestions. They must be mandated by law or something because that's the only reason I can think of that companies would go to the trouble of putting them on the packaging of even the most self-explanatory food. Today for example I bought some ham from the delicatessen, and on the front of the pack it had a picture of - wait for it - a ham sandwich with 'serving suggestion' as a caption. I wonder how many people have genuinely been putting ham in their cereal for years and have only realised after seeing a serving suggestion that there was another way to ingest it? 'Doris, put away the blender - it's a revolution!'

Even better was this Gluten Free Lasagna (right) I bought last week*. As you can see, they recommend eating it in square format, on a plate, perhaps with a slice of lemon and a plate of lettuce nearby. Wooden table optional.

Unfortunately, the detailed serving suggestion didn't actually tell me which cutlery to use, so I've been trying to whisk the bastard into my mouth for 3 days now with precious little success.

* Me and Drew Brees, representin' the Gluten Free community. Word.
Movers and Shakers
On with the real show.
Mike Golic rises to the top like some (full fat) cream, where he beats Brian Baldinger on a tie breaker for having the best record this week at 4-0. With just 3 games left, some of our pickers have already been eliminated from the hunt after a complete nightmare of a week for most people which saw many fall to 1-3 (Yours truly included). Somehow, nobody managed an 0-4 for the second week running, which sounds good, but only two people went against the Patriots, which kind of puts that into perspective a little.

More impressive was the (at first glance) categorically insane pick of the Ravens to beat the Broncos in Denver, but both Golic and CBS's Mike Freeman (who LOVES Lego) were proved right in the end. In hindsight, the way the Broncos assumed an unchallenged position as the (almost) unquestioned pick should give all of us a bit of food for thought next time out. As I said at the start of last week's picks, the talent gap is not the same in the playoffs as the regular season, and I'm a big believer that if a team gets this far and hasn't embarrassed itself against top opponents during the regular season, they've always got to be taken seriously. Yes, even the Bengals**

** Not really the Bengals.

If you know of pickers, if nobody else can help, and if you're not sure where you're going with this, then maybe you could tweet me and let me know of anyone I'm missing. Oh, and if you work for Bleacher Report, you don't count. Not just for this, but for anything. If I want a slideshow I'll make a Powerpoint presentation you dolts. Till next time, Au Revoir people.